End of an era…? (o.o)

So, starting about a day or so ago Linden Lab triggered the end of all account surnames for new joiners.  So, a little bit of something fun is gone.  (._.)

When I started in SL, you could gaze down a list of surnames that would come and go at the whim of the labbies.  Nice real names like Sullivan and Rhode.  Funky silly names like Fall and… Well… Sideways. =^-^=

As time went on it seems as though the labbies weren’t so happy with people making silly names out of existing surnames, so, the reg process was changed so that you’d be forced to enter the first name first and it would pop you with a more limited list.  Cool names were still possible, but, it took more luck… Or a friendly RegAPI site. XD

I know I totally made a buttload of silly names.  Indoorsman Dagger, Jumpand Fall, Alternative Mode, Lowbridge Highwater, and of course Imnotgoing Sideways!  =^-^=

Whelp, that’s all bloody over now. (=_=)

Now, you get one name entry field where you can put just about any letter or number.  Account names have now become meaningless markers which are bound to be loaded with AOLish nomenclature as time goes on.  (>_<)

Say hello to Jane69xxx125… She’s gonna be your escort for the night. =^-^=

Oh, hang on, we got display names now. (O.o)

Okay, so now your name can be practically anything.  I’ve already set mine to “Immy”.  It’s… there.  My account name has been reduced to (imnotgoing.sideways).  My proper capitalization and opportune name pick is now just background account information. (._.)

With it comes a ton of fears. DX

I’m “Immy”… Okay, someone else sets their name to “Immy”.  *YAWN* no? (=_=)

Well… Hang on a minute.  When someone pays my vendor or buys something I got up for sale, they need to be sure they’re paying the right Immy.  So, how will they know?  Well I, for one, am gonna make a sign that I gotta put at every store as a pointer to say, “ONLY PAY Immy(imnotgoing.sideways)”  GAH!! DX

Ooh… Hang on.  That’s one more WASTED bloody prim in my store and a L$10 upload fee for the graphic.  DEVIOUS! DX

I can’t say it’s my favorite move the labbies have done.  But, what’s done is done.  SecondLife goes on. (-_-)

Oh, and, I already registered an alt named “Immy”. =^-^=

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Some things are more fun when you just don’t care. =^-^=

Case in point:

katelindiawara3911: soo you busy?
Immy: Hi. (^_^)
Immy: Not too busy.  Just about to tie my shoes. (^_^)
katelindiawara3911: Hey Sweetie Whats Up!!  Its Kiki, from MySpace. Hitting u up to give you my cam feed
Immy: Uhm… I don’t know a Kiki, from MySpace.  And, you’re the second random person to offer webcam this month. (^_^)
katelindiawara3911: Remember.. JuicyTits?!
Immy: Not at all… Starting with the fact I don’t even use MySpace. (O.o)
katelindiawara3911: Well ok.. here’s my free cam-pass [insert attentionwhore webcam site URL here] , click the orange “Join Free” button at the top of the page to join. they need to verify your age tho so they will ask you for verification (can’t show T&A to kids ). Its a free pass so dont give it to anyone else babez .  We can also play a game over the phone…
Immy: S’alrighty.  I got me some shoe tying to do.  Darned boots are gonna be the death of me some day. DX
katelindiawara3911 is typing…
katelindiawara3911:

Frigg’n’eck. (=_=)

Internet, I LOL at you. =^-^=

And, really, this is the second one so far.  I’m not one to believe in sex addition, but, if someone is going to so easily fall for a stunt like this, I weep for them.  (._.)

It’s all silliness to me.  I LOVE wasting this kind of person’s time.  I feel rewarded by the fact that I’ve probably caused them a certain loss of income due to the time they’ve blown trying to convince me to visit their bloody site. =^-^=

And, yeah… Uhm, don’t go assuming everyone has MyFaceSpaceBook.  Love the AOLish name too.  That just screams legit to me.  (^_^)

As for “JuicyTits”… Yeah, no!  I’m a flat-chest fan. =^-^=

NSFW »

(^_^)y

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NUE to me (^_^)

NUE… New User Experience.  That’s the catchphrase the lab used a while back to talk about what first-day newbs… well… Experience. =^-^=

Back when I was a Mentor, my account was flagged to have access to the Help/Orientation islands that were available at the time.  But, now that Mentors is gone, I can’t just go steppin’ in anymore. DX

So… Technique… Make an alt!  HAX! XD

I did so yesterday and took a buncha snappies in the process. (^_^)

From the looks of things, we’re back to the linear path orientation.  How to walk, turn, chat, cam around, focus, fly, sit, and such.  Each tūt was in a numbered chamber connected to the post and prior with little tubey hallways.  (^_^)

The others around were typically trying to edit their appearance.  No matter what’s in front of them, I think that’s the primary first task people give themselves in SL… “How do I make myself look good?”  So, they go straight for the sliders and turn themselves into a relative freakshow… To be repaired by time and further HUMAN assistance. =^-^=

The build itself is all indoors-y now… No island or bridges.  The sky is loosely visible through the translucent roof.  And, it’s really super sterile.  Lots of whites and grays.  Kind of has a ‘Hospital of teh futurez’ feel to it.  So, yeah, soothing… But I was waiting for THX1138 to come around the corner somewhere. DX

Finally, at the end, I was presented with a wall of 4 panels.  Click one of the 4 to get a pseudorandomized map popup of the type of destination you’d like to start at.  Exploration seemed to typically give artsyfartsy estate sims.  Shopping gave stores (rut-DURR!).  Socializing spun through the regular welcome areas and infohubs.  And, help… Well, I didn’t click help.  Maybe next alt. =^-^=

One thing I noticed about the “maplauncher” wall was that I didn’t get the usual finger-thingie as my mouse cursor.  While this may not phase a first-timer, my first reaction was a bit of a “will this work”.  I mean, even browsers have the finger-thingie for links.  At a minimum, it felt weird and a bit awkward. (>_<)

I’d say that this new setup probably isn’t any more effective than the prior HI/OI setups and still begs for some human interaction.  Add, APPEARANCE!! The shiny new SL avatars aren’t enough to discourage from going straight to the sliders.  If anything, maybe a compact “AV Maker” app would help or an appearance menu blackout until they leave the tūt and hit the main grid.  (^_^)

I still get the feel that human intervention is necessary.  Not everyone learns the same way.  It was easy enough for me to breeze through the tūts because I been doing the bloody stuff for over 3 years.  But, for a first timer who probably only has videogaem or Email experience… I’m sure there’s a whole lot of ‘WTF!?” going on. (=_=)

It’s good, but, it could be far better.  It was nice to they sculpted the chatty parrot. =^-^=

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… Because we care what you think!? (O.o)

Okay, this happened twice now.  Kinda trippy. (>_<)

I pop up SL to poke around and I get the “Resident Survey” (insert cavernous echo here) clickie thingy.  So, I click it.  I ain’t got a problem tell’n LL what I think. =^-^=

But… SOWWY!  Bloody survey has been closed.  So, what’s what?  Just an afterthought to leave code in the client that pokes people into taking a survey they can’t take anymore? (O.o)

Way to give a good frigg’n message to your customers. =^-^=

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Somehow, I think I see a pattern forming… (O.o)

I mean…  This morning…

[06:07] Mauy90 Mirabella (mauy90.mirabella): hi
[06:08] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Hi. (^_^)
[06:08] Mauy90 Mirabella (mauy90.mirabella): do you want sex?
[06:08] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): No thank you. (^_^)

Remember him!? =^-^=

XD

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You’ve got a sexy back =^-^=

Or; Backs are back.  (^_^)

Or; Rogues do it from behind. (^_^)

Or; … Where am I going with this? (O.o)

Okay… =^-^=

I got IM’d by a friend last night wondering if I’d be interested in sticking myself in an art project.  I was all, attention and putting myself on display?  TOTALLY! XD

So, about an hour later I find myself in Gracie Kendal’s studio, surrounded by snapshots of various avatar backs… Each having a character all their own.  Some people are dancing, others are simply standing in their AO.  Clothing varied, so some were fully dressed while others were totally buck nakie. =^-^=

The project is called “The Usual Suspects” and you’ll find info about it on The Gracie Kendal Project blog.  Details on what she’s up to are there.  Take a look!  It’s a killer project. (^_^)

So, then, I was all OMG!! What do I wear!?!? DX

I started cycling through a frigg’n load of my outfits to find the most “Immy” one. What captures frigg’n Immy best?  GAH!  I’m walways wearing something different.  So, finally, I picked out going the same way as I did my profile picture.  Though… Not ~as~ topless. =^-^=

So, I’m now dressed in my black shinies and Gracie shows up.  We get our hello’s outta the way and get to snapp’n.  I found myself chatting with her while still Spacenav’n around the collection and just loving every minute of it. (^_^)

Then… WHASSAT?  Dude! She’s got a doll key in her back! XD

I’m like OMG! You gotta see my Glassie! XD

Y’all know Glassie, right?  Glass Gearz.  My masterpiece.  The most extreme skin mod I’ve ever made and the avatar I made with a single goal in mind… “White”. (^_^)

So, she got all interested and I brought my little Glassie inworld to meet her.  It didn’t take long for her to consider adding my little masterpiece to her collection.  So, 2-for-1 deal… I have TWO AV’s on display!  Here’s the shot of my Glassie!!! XD

All in all it was a blast.  Gracie was fun to chat with and it was quite clear that she was enjoying this project.  (^_^)

She’s still look’n for more AVs.  If you wanna include yourself, poke at her with an IM.  It’ll be WICKED! XD

Thanks Dale! (^_^)y

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