A steady flow of LULZ from SL. =^-^=

So, I have land in Zindra.  So, it’s next to a VERY large “Escorts” place.  So, there was a dood in the place that noticed me at my place.  So, he IMed me… =^-^=

[06:08] Mauy90 Mirabella: hi
[06:08] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Hi hi. (^_^)
[06:14] Mauy90 Mirabella (mauy90.mirabella): do you want sex?
[06:15] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): No thank you. (^_^)

Simple enough, no?  Nothing to write home about, finding a horny guy in Zindra.  It was a nice brief conversation of sorts. (^_^)

So, I log in for my lunch break at work.  Dood is still there…  He IMed me again…

[11:52] Mauy90 Mirabella (mauy90.mirabella): hi
[11:53] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Hi. (^_^)
[11:54] Mauy90 Mirabella (mauy90.mirabella): do you want sex?
[11:54] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): No thank you. (^_^)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT! XD

Word for frigg’n word!  What could be more LULZy? =^-^=

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Lab Rat Shenanigans. DX

So… Jack’s office hours. (^_^)

Jack… Linden’s office hours.  (^_^)

Right? (O.o)

[11:06] Lab Rat Jack (jack.linden): Immy:)

Lab (frigg’n) Rat Jack.  (=_=)

Meh… (=_=)

So, RL Nathan Linden can’t duplicate his OWN REAL LIFE NAME in SL.  Copyright really doesn’t sell it for me.  So, I can half believe that they’re worried about people impersonating the “Linden” admins. (=_=)

But, now, we have Lab Rat Jack.  (=_=)

Yeah, I smell a frigg’n rat allright. (=_=)

So, I call shenanigans.  I think we’re obviously dealing with  some pretty darned clueless kids here.  It feels like they’re pouting and saying “You can’t play with it! It’s mine!” then turning around and saying “I dun wanna play with it anymore.” (=_=)

Sorry.  That don’t fly with me, Jacko.  Your surname is intended to be an indicator of your administrative/employee status on the grid and to cull it like that is no better than anyone out to impersonate you.  In fact, if I were to call in an alt and name it “Lab Rat Jack”, you’d have no recourse… Being that your claim for the “Linden” name is a matter of copyright… Right?  (=_=)

You can run and tell that, homeboy! (=_=)y

(ADD)

Why, OH WHY!?!?! Did it take a half hour for someone to point this out?

[2010/11/11 11:37]  Cummere Mayo: /me kindly but gently points to the land rating
[2010/11/11 11:37]  Cummere Mayo: g land hun… please dress
[2010/11/11 11:37]  Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I’m totally dressed.  It’s a white and pink outfit. (^_^)
[2010/11/11 11:38]  Cummere Mayo: with nipples exposed…
[2010/11/11 11:38]  Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh crud. DX  Wrong version since relog. DX

… Heh… (=_=)

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A challenge of constraints (^_^)

Yes, I did turn on voice chat yesterday.  So, yuppers, I totally have that silly fuzzy dot floating over my head now.  It feels good to know that I’m getting over my anxieties like this.  My old goal of using SL to assist me in getting over my social woes is starting to work again. (^_^)

So, what I have done with this newfound confidence?  I attended an event that I’ve typically missed in the past due to the fact that the event is spoken and not typed.  I would be required to enable voice in order to actually experience it. (>_<)

^^ 100 words =^-^=

Slick, no?  Well, it helps set the tone too.   Yesterday, Crap Mariner hosted a 100 Word Stories event.  I spotted mention of it on his blog… Maybe even on Twitter, I forget. (O.o)

But, anyway… I attended, I listened, I enjoyed, and I even heckled a little bit. =^-^=

Of course, now that I’ve mentioned it, I gotta spill the beans about what I think of 100 Word Stories. (^_^)

I don’t have the full history just yet, being that I simply haven’t looked too deeply into it.  But, it’s Crap’s self challenge in writing.  The challenge to answer the questions: In One Hundred Words…

  • Can you tell a story?
  • Can you make it interesting?
  • Can you develop a character?
  • Can you make the audience feel for that character?
  • And so on..
  • And so on…

It actually winds up being a pretty wicked challenge.  Think about it; at this point right HERE, this blog post is currently 253 words.  You’ll notice that I flagged the 100 word mark… That’s one short… bloody… story! DX

And, as I observed yesterday… The results can be kinda hit-or-miss. (o.O)

But, that’s the thing! =^-^=

It’s constrained.  (^_^)

In a world of limitless possibilities, the true challenges come when we find or place our limit.  (^_^)

Another SL related example of this is the NCI Blitz Build events.  40 minutes, 40 prims, start from scratch, make it resemble the theme as announced at the start of the build.  That’s one heck of a mad-dash of prim-saver work on a concept  you gotta come up with on the fly. DX

It was my favorite event for a long time.  I did well in it.  Heck, even beat Flea Bussy once… Yeppers, Grendel’s Flea!  Wicked, no!? Xp

I think I intend on visiting both events more often as time goes by.  Both being astounding examples of how capable people can be within the constraints they gotta deal with.  (^_^)

Yes, it’s fun to color outside the lines and “think outside the box”.  I’m sure that the most inventive way of functioning.  But, how can you manage an inescapable box?  How well can you adapt when coloring inside the lines is the genuine goal? (^_^)

Oh… And…

Oi, Crap!!! I heard you’re asking for themes.  Hows about “Me“?  Have people tell a 100 word story about themselves.  Surely, not all will end in a punchline.  And, who knows?  We may land a few tear jerkers.  I think people would enjoy it.  Tell you what, scroll back up to the top and consider those first two paragraphs my initial entry.  =^-^=

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Leveraging my confidence today… (^_^)

Short and sweet… After two and a half years of having it shut off due to past anxieties, I’m going to turn voice chat back on. I’m not going to promise that I have my volume up or that I’ll get on the mic, but, it will be on. (^_^)

That said, Keep Talking. (^_^)y

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Avatar Alpha Mask Foot/Leg Update!

Thanks to a couple requests asking for masks above the knee for even higher shoes, I’ve updated the freebie box for the AV alpha overlays. (^_^)

You can find the updated box in the following locations:

The Forum Cartel Hangout: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Allana/206/23/28

Darkly Cute: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Ferguson/64/249/91

Morbidette Market: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Morbidette/48/103/23

SL Marketplace: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Avatar-Alpha-Feet-Overlays-110910-update/1607178

And the NCI Freebie walls are due to be updated within 48 hours. (^_^)

WEAR YOUR SHOES WITH CLASS! =^-^=

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Gotta marvel at things once in a while… =^-^=

I just nabbed this from a picture someone posted on Plurk:: (^_^)

“It’s pretty amazing that our society has reached the point where the effort necessary to extract oil from the ground, ship it to a refinery, turn it into plastic, shape it appropriately, truck it to a store, buy it, and bring it home is considered to be less effort than what it takes to just wash the spoon when you’re done.”

That’s a pretty wicked thought.  I mean, initially each scenario has its difficulties.  One requires an entire industrialized society while the other requires a manual operation for each utensil.  While factories can churn out millions of plastic spoons each day, washing our metal spoons requires less infrastructure. (^_^)

I love to marvel at stuff like this.  Like just a few moments ago I see an Email pop on my screen while a split second later my iPhone vibrates to alert me of the same Email.  While it would have been easy enough to hand me a note written on a 4×6″ index card, the sender opted to type an Email and send it which causes the data to be sent to the Email server, stored in a database, be routed through the network so that it reaches my computer, in addition to being made WWW connected server which my iPhone polls every once in a while.  The hardware, software, and overall infrastructure necessary to accomplish that is daunting, yet, *PING!* there’s my message.  (^_^)

Same as this, my blog.  I’ll just type a couple hundred words of whatever the heck is on my head and the moment I hit the [Publish] button, it gets sent to a database as a public document with a “?p=” number, the contents are added to another document that makes up my RSS feed, and immediately it’s available to nearly the whole frigg’n world!  I mean, DUDE!  How can that NOT be wicked? (^_^)

I chat with friends via Gtalk, Skype, YIM, and of course Second Life… Each person is from some different corner of the world; be it U.S., U.K., Germany, France, Japan, China, Australia, New Zealand… And I can bloody go on for a day with that list.  Yet, while we’re chatting, the moment we press enter the text crosses the world and appears on the other person’s screen!  …Following a path made up of Cat6 cable, coaxial, fiber-optics, microwave transceivers, and what-have you… Just… *FOOM!* It’s frigg’n there! XD

That’s hot. (^_^)

And, mind you, all this infrastructure to tell someone, “… Now I’m bored. (._.)” =^-^=

With more recent technologies like VOIP, Bittorrent, Cloud Computing, and so on… The infrastructure has to grow to meet a higher demand.  Everything has to scale up.  Now, we’re getting promises of Gigabit web access.  But, what does that entail?  Okay, one person with one fiber line using one Gigabit doens’t sound half bad.  But, multiply that by 80 people in one neighborhood.  What kind of hardware does it take to move 80 Gigabits per second?  Frigg’n’eck that’s a serious ton of data! =^-^=

Where am I going with this?  Heck if I know.  I keep up just well enough to know what the latest programming and modeling tools are to get my job done as quickly as possible… Which also means pulling tons more data than I push out in order to research and learn about the subject I’m after. (^_^)

This stuff is big and it’s only getting bigger as time goes by.  Just like the plastic spoon; while it is more reasonable to use one metal spoon over and over by washing it… Come time you have a picnic the convenience of having 500 plastic ones that you won’t have to wash is a tempting necessary evil, indeed. (^_^)y

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