{"id":423,"date":"2011-07-16T05:27:41","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T13:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/?p=423"},"modified":"2011-07-16T05:27:41","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T13:27:41","slug":"what-its-like-to-be-fake-_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/what-its-like-to-be-fake-_\/","title":{"rendered":"What it&#8217;s like to be &#8220;fake&#8221;&#8230; (=_=)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi. \u00a0I would like to announce that according to Google&#8217;s policy of reality, I do not exist. \u00a0These words didn&#8217;t come from me. \u00a0I&#8217;m not here right now. \u00a0You have no idea what my name is. \u00a0I am merely a figment of your imagination. (^_^)<\/p>\n<p>Sounds pretty wackadoo, no? (O.o)<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; Here&#8217;s the cold water&#8230; (=_=)<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"shutterset_\" title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/stuff\/GPlus Unseen 01.png\"><img class=\"ngg-singlepic ngg-none\" src=\"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/stuff\/thumbs\/thumbs_GPlus Unseen 01.png\" alt=\"GPlus Unseen 01\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a class=\"shutterset_\" title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/stuff\/GPlus Unseen 02.png\"><img class=\"ngg-singlepic ngg-none\" src=\"http:\/\/darkly-cute.com\/blog\/wp-content\/gallery\/stuff\/thumbs\/thumbs_GPlus Unseen 02.png\" alt=\"GPlus Unseen 02\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, you can see, I&#8217;m &#8220;under review&#8221;. \u00a0Google needs to do their Googley things to determine of my existence is worthy and valid enough to be a presence on their service. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Never mind that I&#8217;ve had a presence on Twitter, Plurk, Youtube, Flickr, and various\u00a0independent\u00a0forums. \u00a0(=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Ignore the fact that my social pesudonym &#8220;Friggnimmy&#8221; yields over a thousand results via Google search. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t take note that about the first 50 results for &#8220;Imnotgoing Sideways&#8221; are 100% directly related to me via Google search. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Totally discredit the point that while about 8 people refer to me by my RL name on a daily basis, a larger online community counting possible 100 or more individuals know me as &#8220;Immy&#8221;. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/alerts\">Google Alert<\/a> I have set to &#8220;Imnotgoing Sideways&#8221; yields more than 4 new results per day. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Toss that all aside. \u00a0This &#8220;Imnotgoing Sideways&#8221; thing doesn&#8217;t exist. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>Really&#8230; Having a Google+ all my own doesn&#8217;t account to much. \u00a0I can surely survive without it. \u00a0I still have\u00a0a presence on Twitter, Plurk, Youtube, Flickr, and various\u00a0independent\u00a0forums. (^_^)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and my own bloody website and blog&#8230; If ya&#8217; haven&#8217;t noticed yet. =^-^=<\/p>\n<p>But, to cull my presence on account of being &#8220;Fake&#8221;&#8230; Well, that feels wrong. \u00a0In the past, I&#8217;d ask friends if I were real. \u00a0Back then my depressive disorders were highly out of control and my doubts were heavy. \u00a0But, here I am. \u00a0This is me telling you &#8216;I&#8217;m right here&#8217;. (^_^)<\/p>\n<p>At this point, I can still see what&#8217;s left of my existing stream. \u00a0I can view my own profile. \u00a0It looks like my Gmail and Youtube access\/presence\u00a0has gone untouched. \u00a0Gtalk is flakey and keeps losing my status and picture. \u00a0Over all, I&#8217;d say they&#8217;re being sloppy at best. (=_=)<\/p>\n<p>I can see that a one <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/u\/0\/101251841041919536129\">Wieste van Aerde<\/a> is curious as to what has happened to me. \u00a0I just can&#8217;t access my own profile to respond directly. \u00a0Don&#8217;t worry. \u00a0I&#8217;ve already found how to get through. \u00a0The internet is a big place. \u00a0=^-^=<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m unwelcome somewhere, I&#8217;m cool with that. \u00a0Your sandbox, your rules. \u00a0But, please don&#8217;t kick me out of the club on the basis that I&#8217;m &#8220;fake&#8221;. \u00a0Because&#8230; Well&#8230; I&#8217;m right here. 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