I have a very difficult time deciphering some people. (O.o)<\/p>\n
I mean, okay, we live in a society mired in porn… Lots of it being easily found for free.\u00a0 (o.O)<\/p>\n
I’ve never been in the dating scene, so, I’m not quite clear what that’s like. (O.o)<\/p>\n
But… What drives someone to the point of never realizing they’re being trolled? (=_=)<\/p>\n
Case in point…<\/p>\n
[11:59] tazman Coage: hi there
\n[12:00] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Hi hi. (^_^)
\n[12:00] tazman Coage: how u been
\n[12:01] tazman Coage: wish i had real life pic of u be nice
\n[12:01] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): (O.o)
\n[12:02] tazman Coage: yes could u send me one
\n[12:03] tazman Coage: u there
\n[12:03] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I don’t do that for anyone else, why should I for you? (O.o)
\n[12:04] tazman Coage: because u like me every much and the same here lov see who am talking too be nice
\n[12:05] tazman Coage: u there
\n[12:05] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I don’t know you. (O.o)
\n[12:06] tazman Coage: thats a very good way to no me ask ant thing
\n[12:06] tazman Coage: any
\n[12:07] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Mkay, what’s your hangup about RL pictures?\u00a0 Nobody with any self respect would give pictures out in SL. (^_^)
\n[12:08] tazman Coage: they do its not a problem\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 get send all kinds of pics no big deal
\n[12:09] tazman Coage: i dont do antthing with just keep in files
\n[12:09] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): What if they lie and send you porn start pictures when they’re actually a sweaty old truck driver from Texas? (^_^)
\n[12:10] tazman Coage: thats true but i can tell
\n[12:10] tazman Coage: call trust
\n[12:10] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh? What’s your magic? =^-^+
\n[12:10] tazman Coage: my magic
\n[12:11] tazman Coage: what u mean
\n[12:11] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): You magically know that someone’s telling the truth onine? (^_^)
\n[12:11] tazman Coage: can tell with the pic they send me
\n[12:11] tazman Coage: if they true or not
\n[12:12] tazman Coage: u
\n[12:12] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): That sounds like magic.\u00a0 Nobody can be sure. (^_^)
\n[12:12] tazman Coage: have not been wrong yet of telling the diff
\n[12:13] tazman Coage: guess theres allways a first time
\n[12:13] tazman Coage: not yet
\n[12:14] tazman Coage: u there
\n[12:14] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Ain’t that grand. =^-^=
\n[12:14] tazman Coage: what
\n[12:15] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): You type funny. (o.o)
\n[12:15] tazman Coage: thank u lol
\n[12:15] tazman Coage: so what u say real life pic please
\n[12:16] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Well, you’re persistent.\u00a0 (^_^)
\n[12:16] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): What if I were to refuse? =^-^=
\n[12:16] tazman Coage: lol yes
\n[12:17] tazman Coage: nothing but i hope not\u00a0\u00a0 be nice if u do
\n[12:17] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I have really nice pictures from Anime.\u00a0 I like drawings. (^_^)
\n[12:18] tazman Coage: real life pics\u00a0 cool send them
\n[12:18] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Manners first. (^_^)
\n[12:18] tazman Coage: lol please pretty please with sugar on top
\n[12:19] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Hm… No strawberries and creme.\u00a0 I’m thinking that weighs against your request. (^_^)
\n[12:20] tazman Coage: oh yes lots of that ill lick it all clean
\n[12:20] tazman Coage: til i get a cramp in my tounge
\n[12:21] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Who said you were getting any sweets?\u00a0 I’m the one that’s hungry. (O.o)
\n[12:21] tazman Coage: i have lots far u
\n[12:21] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): It’s lunch time over here, you know?\u00a0 When do I get my cake? (=_=)
\n[12:21] tazman Coage: cake and creamme filling
\n[12:22] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): No fillings…. Maybe mango, though.\u00a0 I like mango filling on angel food cake. (^_^)
\n[12:23] tazman Coage: id wipe it all over yr body and eat and lick it all off u like
\n[12:23] tazman Coage: please pics please
\n[12:23] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Ew! That sounds unsanitary.\u00a0 What if I haven’t had a shower? (O.o)
\n[12:23] tazman Coage: u wiill
\n[12:23] tazman Coage: first
\n[12:24] tazman Coage: when we r done long shower
\n[12:24] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): We?\u00a0 Done?\u00a0 What the heck are we doing which would end up being done? (O.o)
\n[12:25] tazman Coage: sex baby
\n[12:25] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh ew.\u00a0 You have sex with babies? (O.o)
\n[12:25] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Maybe I should call the FBI! DX
\n[12:26] tazman Coage: o
\n[12:26] tazman Coage: us havibg sex girl no babyes
\n[12:26] tazman Coage: i just calling u baby
\n[12:26] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I ain’t no baby.\u00a0 Have some respect. (=_=)
\n[12:27] tazman Coage: i do just trying to be nice thats all
\n[12:27] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh, you ended being nice the moment you requested a picture.\u00a0 So, what’s up? (^_^)
\n[12:28] tazman Coage: still am we got to cream strawberrys\u00a0 i just went with it
\n[12:28] tazman Coage: that still nice and sexy and hot too
\n[12:29] tazman Coage: gues u dont like that
\n[12:29] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I wanted cake and you’re going on about just the toppings.\u00a0 That’s pretty lame.\u00a0 Do you even know how to bake? (O.o)
\n[12:29] tazman Coage: can come over here with me\u00a0 mt cabin
\n[12:30] tazman Coage: yes why
\n[12:30] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I can, but, I won’t.\u00a0 My place is far better. (^_^)
\n[12:30] tazman Coage: u
\n[12:30] tazman Coage: can i com there
\n[12:30] tazman Coage: tp me
\n[12:30] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Naw.\u00a0 If I did that it wouldn’t be better anymore. (^_^)
\n[12:31] tazman Coage: why is that it be much better
\n[12:31] tazman Coage: how old r u in rl
\n[12:31] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Old enough. (^_^)
\n[12:31] tazman Coage: u like things big
\n[12:32] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): That depends.\u00a0 Like, computer screens, yeah big.\u00a0 But, like dinner portions at a diner shouldn’t be so big.\u00a0 I don’t wanna gain weight. (>_<)
\n[12:32] tazman Coage: u there
\n[12:33] tazman Coage: what else big
\n[12:33] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Diamonds. =^-^=
\n[12:34] tazman Coage: its been a problem far so far when having sex that is
\n[12:34] tazman Coage: am only 10.5 ins long 5ins thick that ok\u00a0\u00a0 in real life
\n[12:34] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh?\u00a0 Maybe you should stop.\u00a0 Have you considered masturbating to porn? (^_^)
\n[12:35] tazman Coage: i do but that gets boring after a while
\n[12:35] tazman Coage: like the real thing u no
\n[12:36] tazman Coage: most i get is a blow jod\u00a0 most want talk all of it in just half way
\n[12:36] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I don’t know… I’d conclude you don’t get any.\u00a0 I mean, if so you’d be with someone right now and not online looking for pictures from strangers. (^_^)
\n[12:36] tazman Coage: but hey take what i get hua
\n[12:36] tazman Coage: i do that too
\n[12:37] tazman Coage: i just dont go with the flow hua
\n[12:37] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): Oh, you swing both ways? (^_^)
\n[12:37] tazman Coage: they say am just to much to handel i like sex a lot
\n[12:38] tazman Coage: no u
\n[12:38] tazman Coage: at lesat 3\u00a0 or 4 times a day
\n[12:38] tazman Coage: do u swing both ways
\n[12:39] tazman Coage: guess u r not sending pic real life
\n[12:40] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): That’s a valid conclusion. (^_^)
\n[12:40] tazman Coage: thats cool dam
\n[12:40] Immy (imnotgoing.sideways): I gotta go.\u00a0 Enjoy yourself. (^_^)y
\n[12:40] tazman Coage: is your pussy shaven or groomed<\/p><\/blockquote>\nHolycrap that was long! (O_O)<\/p>\n
But, anyway, whutupwitdat? (=_=)<\/p>\n
Is it really so hard to find a person to spend time with?\u00a0 What would getting a picture have achieved?\u00a0 And, do RL people really talk to each other like this?\u00a0 I mean, not the TXTish and all… But, like all up front personal stuff without an evening coffee. (O.o)<\/p>\n
Either way, dood was good for a laugh and if I hadn’t had to get back to work I’m sure I could have had him hanging on for at least another hour. =^-^=<\/p>\n
… Which is very sad. (>_<)<\/p>\n
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I have a very difficult time deciphering some people. (O.o) I mean, okay, we live in a society mired in porn… Lots of it being easily found for free.\u00a0 (o.O) I’ve never been in the dating scene, so, I’m not … Continue reading